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darcylewisinthetardis:

bdnocampo:

disneygirldreams:

my-life-in-all-its-fullness:

why would you do this

GO SIT IN A CORNER

WOAH THERE SATAN

I saw a headcanon posted on here that said that Donna always cried at that part of Finding Nemo, but never knew why

(Source: fandoms-are-my-one-true-love, via tennantandhisbox)

lolfactory:

and then there’s this guy …
- funny pics tumblr

lolfactory:

and then there’s this guy …

- funny pics tumblr

as-a-matter-of-fart:


not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

(Source: primadonis, via giftvvrap)

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

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relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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samhainjolras:

*corners u in a dark allweyway* heard u were talkin shit about steven moffat *hands bottle of wine* allow me to join you

(Source: sephieldawneater, via thedailylaughs)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(Source: allantruong, via damn-funny)

meanplastic:

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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